This is a collection of short scenes and quotes from Critical Role Ep78. This collection is unfinished. I’ll change the time-stamps to YouTube & add URLs at the current time to all of them once the archive is released.
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Percy: We’re going
to need a painter
Twitch 0:49:23 to 0:49:21
Percy: “We’re going to need a painter. You know a
painter. We should bring a painter with us.”
Vex: “Why?”
Scanlan: “A painter? To paint our exploits?”
Percy: “Yes, to paint our exploits. You have that portrait.”
Keyleth: “Once again, Percy, I feel like that’s small picture.”
Scanlan: “Small potatoes.”
Percy: “Is it small potatoes? Is it really, though?”
Scanlan: “I mean…”
Vax: “We could find a jeweler right now.”
Percy: “We could.”
Vax: “If that’s what you’re into.”
Percy: “I’d like to purchase some furniture as well.”
Scanlan: “I have a man at a casino that I really need to get revenge
on.”
0:49:46 Percy: “You might as well get it all done now, because you’re not
going to be able to do it later.”
High-tech
Hindenburg
Twitch 0:51:05 to 0:51:17
Marisha: “I always think of a high-tech
Hindenburg.”
Taliesin: “I know. Please don’t say that. That’s not funny.”
Liam: “Boy, that’s a metaphor for Vox Machina if I ever heard one.”
Matt: “If there ever was one, yeah.”
Will the Clasp hold
a grudge?
Twitch 0:54:14 to 0:54:26
[Vex replies quite flirtatiously in tone, and Percy changes
his tine in kind. It’s unmarked by the others.]
Percy on The Clasp: “They’re businessmen. I doubt they’ll hold grudges.
We’ll be fine.”
Vex: “I’m sure they hold grudges.”
Percy: “Not ‘til after the dragon’s been taken care of.”
Vex: “Then they’ll make us pay?”
Percy: “It’s not profitable to kill us before the dragon’s dead.”
Feast, Keep or
Sewers for old times sake
Twitch 0:54:26 to 0:55:00
[Have a hero’s Feast]
Vax: “In the keep? For old time’s sake?”
Percy: “Yes.”
Vex: “I don’t think that’s very smart.”
Percy: “Or in the sewers. For old time’s sake.”
Where are we going?
Twitch 0:55:00 to 0:55:24
Scanlan: “So we have a clear plan, then.”
Percy: “We have a plan for dinner.”
Vax: “Well there’s no guarantees, Scanlan.”
Scanlan: “Where are we going? That’s all I care about right now!”
Vax: “We’re going to hell! Where do you think we’re going? It’s going to
be fucking awful. You’re probably going to be dead in 48 hours.”
Scanlan: “Yeah, but we’ll be together. And I don’t think that I’ll die.”
Vax: “You’re adorable.”
Percy: “Yes, really. You’re going to be in front, if anything.”
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