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week. You’re welcome.
While the crosstalk in this scene is hilarious, I’ve chosen
to omit it during the interaction in order to focus on the main
character development. After the interaction, it gives us some good clues on
private character thoughts for Percy in particular.
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Scene
runs: 1:57:30 to 1:59:15 https://youtu.be/tEnHX2XiGaQ?t=7050
Taliesin: “I have a quick thing. I knock on Vex’s door.
I have a bag. I go to Vex’s door and knock on her door.”
Vex: “Um, hello? Who is it?”
Percy: “It’s me. I have something to show you.”
Vex, sing-songy: “Percy? Oh!”
Percy: “No, I’m an evil green dragon. Let me in.”
Vex: “Are you here for our later talk?”
Percy: “No. This is a very- Open the door, I have
something to show you.”
Vex, quietly, sounding disappointed: “Fine.”
Laura: “I open the door. Completely naked!”
Vex, tauntingly: “What was it, dear?”
Percy, looking stunned: “I don’t remember, but it was
mostly to head in this direction. Can I come in?”
Vex, grinning: “Sure, of course. Would you like to talk
before or after?”
Percy looks at her agape.
Taliesin: “I open the bag. I pull out the first
bottle.” He mimics taking bottles out of a bag and setting them on a
table.
Percy: “This’s called Direheart”
Taliesin: “I pull out the second one.”
Percy: “This we simply call Courage.”
Taliesin: “I pull out the third one.”
Percy: “This is a snow mead.”
Taliesin: “I put it on-”
Percy: “And this is Green Tear whiskey. We’re going to
start with the Courage. And not talk about dragons.”
Taliesin: “And I run in and shut the door.”
1:58:47 Taliesin: “You just stepped on the whole thing,
didn’t you? Stepped on the whole thing.”
Laura is laughing her ass off.
Mary, excitedly clapping her hands: “I can’t wait for
the artwork!”
Taliesin: “I will be expecting labels for all of
those.”
Liam: You can’t always be in control, Percy.“
Taliesin: “Nope!”
Matt: “That’s beautiful.”
Mary: “Not when Vex is around.”
Matt: “Awesome. As you guys rest, most of you rest for
the evening, we’re going to take a restroom break. We’ll be back in a few
minutes to continue the story.”
1:59:15
